I read a book quite a while ago about a lady, whose husband cheats on her and all that, and basically she needs to change her life and get rid of all the old things and bring in the new, like try new things.
Soooo i figured why cant we live our life like a book? Dont you wish it was that easy? A beginning, a body and a happy ending. But then again they say that: how is a happy ending happy, if it ends?
I guess i was forced to grow up quickly. I finished school at the age of 16, studied and worked. Im turning 20 this year and am happy to say that my oh my have i had a hectic 4 years!!!! So im just writing to say that who cares about all the hectic shit that goes down in your life, if your still kicking then why not just learn and move on,every bad or hard experience only makes you who you are today. Okay! phew now that thats out, i got a story for you guys :)
Two weeks ago i decided to have my very fluffy awesome white boots washed and hung on the line to dry. About 2 days later i decided that i wanted to bust out my fluffy-ness. I pulled them off the line with a huge grin on my face and put my hand inside the boot to feel if they were dry enough to wear, when i picked up something rolling in the boot... Pulled it out, to find it was a nice wet soggy piece of DOG SHIT!!!!!! All squished up on my hand. I swear it was basically staring back me saying: ''mwahahah yeah take that bitch".
So anyway after much thought about how it could have got in there, i came to the conclusion that my maid had washed them, and put them on the floor then my little small dog, must have strained extremely hard to get his ass nicely on the top of my very long boot and let it out, right? WRONG!!!!
Peter (my dad) decided it would be a huge joke to put it in my boot :) Can you feel the love? BUT paybacks a bitch :) just saying...
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