Being sick in 2011!!!!

Im feeling so sorry for myself today! I cant believe that this is the 5th time this year that i have been sick :(    Thats once a month so far!

January:

I was dieting quite hectically and kept on getting dizzy spells and fainted a few times. My blood pressure was too high and my sugar levels werent doing to well either! (too low)

Februaury:

I got pharyngitis an infection that starts with flu and tonsilitus but then moves down your throat and infects your pharynx!

March:

I got bit by a big ass spider and got so sick from the poison, got blood poisoning and it was very painful!!!

April:

I got severe tonsilitus, almost ended up in hospital from my temps and thats when the doctor decided my tonsils need to come out, which is going to happen in the next 2 months!!!

May:

I got flu the other day!!!!!!!!! Just when i got better the flu bug decided to come and attack me..

To: ALL SICKNESSES

Please leave me alone, i have never done anything to you. Im healthy and active and wash my hands ALOT!
So please leave me to be, i have not been to gym in a month because of you, restricting my kfc eating :( Im now grumpy and have withdrawal sypmtoms and i feel so shit...

Kind Regards,

Ash